An Interview with Hafiz As'ari in the Moojik Show

Posted by Ari in March 17th, 2008

Azlie Alias, who prefers to be referred to as Ari on the web, is the founder of the word Moojik. Moojik means Wonderful, in an abstract form. Ari is also the founder of the term Moojikulous which means, To hell with everyone, as long as I think its right, it should be!

You all sure the remember the Hafiz As’ari. Correct?

I was browsing my folders and found this. Can’t believe it was posted 2 years ago. Initial plan was to make a weekly show featuring the not so famous Kak Lis in the Moojik Show (we used to call it Moojik Studio)

Well, just to fill in the time while having some meal in front of your PC, enjoy this short parody interview with Hafiz As’ari.

Extracted from my previous site: For those in need of sub-titles…

It is *recommended that the best listening experience will be while reading the notes below extracted from Hafiz’s November 2005 archives. Note: As this is a parody, additions were made to the audio interview to spice it into real conversation.

[start] Answers to your Questions

I swear in my songs?
Ok most of you guys who have my SO CALLED songs maybe wondering, how come some songs I swear like no tomorow…. Well, I DON’T! Songs like heran tak heran, cerewet and some other songs that swears ARE NOT MY SONGS! Yes I know my name is there but its not me. The songs I made can be found on my music page. All others are not my songs.

But the VULGAR songs have Hafiz Asari as the artist….
Yes I know that but if u r really a listener to my songs u will notice that its not my voice. Y they put my name there? How the hell I know? They r coward? Maybe… but all I know is I was the first to start doing all this critising songs in the internet and many of them know this. Maybe because of that the host of the song thought I’m the artist. The bottom line is, I don’t swear like no tomorrow in my songs. No Puk*, no Tet*k, no pun*t, no kon*k watsoever in my songs. Pantat? Yes! Hahaha pantat maki ke? hmmmm….

Do I have a girlfriend?
That is a very good question wahaha I wud say NO! But who would believe me right? Haaaaah! That Question I leave it to you.

Where do I live and whats my age?
Marsiling and I’m 21… Thats all I can say….

Am I a singer/composer?
No…. I’d like to think of myself more to an entertainer….

How to get lyrics of my songs?
Hmmm this question has been answered a long time ago but since there r still peeps asking me, I’m gonna answer it again.
(1) Click on my music page LINK
(2) Choose the song which lyric you wanna know and then click on “lyrics/story”
(3) Tada!!!

What makes me wanna write bout these songs/topic?
My surroundings… my surroundings is the best place to get inspirations. My experience…. my experience is also another factor.

Do I get worked up bout peeps who scolds or kutuk me?
Hell no! y? Coz I know myself best. [end]

Hafiz As’ari, the man behind Pantat Ada Map (maybe he likes being behind arses), Mat Tappered (he supports them, behind them all the way, I think), Kes Tak Boleh Berak (or perhaps he likes helping those who can’t pass motion) & Minah (… no comment)

The above is the title of his “he-thinks-it’s-famous” blog. A quick introduction of the policeman cum songwriter cum artist cum performer cum lan ciao (courtesy of my opinion of him) cum pong boy, Hafiz is a young 21-year-old hip-hopper wannabe who struggles his music with unwanted attention. Or rather, in my personal view, simply with crap.

But that doesn’t stop me from ‘promoting’ his site when enquired by many, asking me who the hell is that guy I mentioned in my entry.” - Ari