Azlie Alias, who prefers to be referred to as Ari on the web, is the founder of the word Moojik. Moojik means Wonderful, in an abstract form. Ari is also the founder of the term Moojikulous which means, To hell with everyone, as long as I think its right, it should be!


Previous on Moojikulous…

From Part 1 …So since the director wanted to portray it as flashbacks, short dialogues scenes, montages and so on, I would make the whole short film a disaster. Yes I am not kidding…

Indeed I wasn’t. I really wish I could make a disaster out of that drama.

First, I will start with a flashback of the kid, and the father of course tengah main-main dan bapak nye tuh pulak happy giler belikan anak dia cokelat so that the kid could keep it as a secret. Montage it sampai banyak wardrobe pakai… peloh satu badan.

Then next important scene would be the relationship Rima and the toyboy should have. I would make it that as though they are attached but not engaged. Build toyboy peh character lebih showing yang dektu penyayang dan suka main-main tapi selalu kena tolak dengan Rima Melati Adams.

Filler characters can play around with Father, friend, neighbour, cat, dog, auntie pulling cart full of cardboards whatever lah…

Then, yang best nye, Rima does not like to be touched by her boyfriend but she prefers to fool around with other men. Ahah! Bukan panick ye tapi PELIK. Panick tu cemas PELIK tu weird.

But Toy boy found out about this from Rima’s kitchen helper colleague who pao toh to ToyBoy because she likes Toyboy also but hates Rima although their relationship is more than just colleagues but they are also gay partners. This kitchen helper hates Rima because she has the best of both worlds. She wants it too. She desires for that best worlds that she cannot get at Best Denki.

So The kitchen helper plans to stalk Rima and whenever Rima goes out after a goodsession with her, she would follow from behind. Sometimes she would follow from the side too if you think that is going to be more fascinating. But the kitchen helper is smart, she disguises herself as a ninja! Wah! Power story melayu got ninja!

Rima loves one night stands and almost every Wednesday after ladies’ night where she lied to Toyboy she went over to Grandma’s for Wednesday Pajamas Night, she would go club hopping just to get laid. But the kitchen helper now dressed as a ninja is smart, just before Rima get to bed with her one night standers, she would throw the sharp razor thing aimed accurately at the men’s throat and they will all die instantly in front of Rima.

Rima a bit peh slow and being a bimbo, she just passed it off as fate. She will keep that every night as her secret and the police still cannot solve the case. Come on man, one limping man cannot find, you think they can find ninja meh? Mustahil right? Impossible! Bu ke neng de!


Now back to Toyboy, he looks forward every evening to go out with Rima and tries very hard to convince her to go to bed with him but every move was FAIL to the max. Rima will make a lot of excuses like:

“Sorry ToyBoy, I want to keep my virginity.”
“Sorry… I haven’t shaved my beaver”
“Sorry, mother nature raised japanese flag lah beb”
“Sorry, I am ovulating might get pregnant if you can’t control yourself”
“Sorry, my maid just got sentenced to prison for mistreating the baby”
“Sorry, I don’t like these condoms… I prefer the most expensive ones…”

“But I thought you are a virgin?” Toyboy would ask her back.

“Sorry… I need to pee” she would answer.

The excuses never end.

But in true fact, she is still a virgin because Kitchen helper ninja girl didn’t allow her to be penetrated. Technically. Naturally I mean. Because both of them had experimented with things we guys do not want to know. Think baseball and cricket.

So the killings continued until one fine day, Toyboy started to get curious and wanted to know where exactly Rima went to every wednesday. He followed her from behind. The kitchen helper friend ninja girl followed her from behind as well and that was when all hell breaks loose!

Toyboy caught notice a black apparition in the corner of his eye and followed he ninja instead. He saw the kitchen helper friend ninja girl aiming her razor sharp thing at Rima’s acquaintance whom she finally rendevouzed at a nearby hotel near you. Instantaneously, ToyBoy managed to dive on time to stop kitchen helper friend ninja girl’s hand from swinging her weapon to her target. Unfortunately, the razor sharp object was released and landed on the wrong target. It got on Rima’s head. Rima dies. Toyboy got angry and there comes a fighting scene.

3 minutes of fighting and Toyboy who happened to be a master in Aikido managed to bring ninja girl down and unmasked the ninja.

In his armlock, her eyes locked into his pair of lost in transition eyes, she reaches forward to get a kiss but since melayu peh show takder cium, Toyboy released her from his armlock.

“Why Kitchen helper friend ninja girl? Why? Why must you kill her? She was your best friend!” he screamed at her in Malay. Translated: “Kenapa, kawan penolong dapur pompan ninja? Kenapa? Rima kan best friend kau!?”

“Aku… ” Lost in her words, she drew her ninja sword and stabbed her own gut. She dies.

Toyboy was left alone in the mess with the acquaintance still there siting duck not allowed to move away because his script stated so. Now that he is in frame, he starts to run off to nowhere and that is not important because his role is to just run away when he is in frame.


Police came. Arrested Toyboy for suspected of murdering his girlfriend and her kitchen helper pious girl in all black with tudung. Since his background is in martial arts as investigated by the police, he was forced to admit guilty.

Now Toyboy is in prison and since he is good-looking, he is the target of drop and pick up the soap game in the showers. After so long he tries to forget his past, it seemed his memories drew nearer to him as he recalls the same feeling he recollected when he was young eating his chocolate after a good session with his father.

The End.

Amacam? Ini macam lah baru original bro. Suria patut baca ni cerpen lah. Showcase kan aku peh story nih kat TV confirm maximum rating punya. Silkpro silkbath, Halal Foods, Hamid & Sons, Chew Interior, Homeway Design, Warong Pak Din dengan Mak Jah Catering confirm beli ad space to sponsor airtime!

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